Dude Deuces His Pants During BJJ Match
- Firstly, the contrast in color with the brown deuce oozing through your white kimono pants will bewilder your opponent.
- Secondly, the smell emanating from your now stained pants will disrupt your opponent's equilibrium.
- Thirdly, should your opponent come into direct contact with the deuce, its texture alone will cause numbness to the area exposed.
- Lastly, the fecal coliform bacterial effects are long lasting such that your opponent may never compete again.
