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8.17.2006 

Dude Deuces His Pants During BJJ Match

The self-deuce is an outstanding technique utilized by the most savvy brazilian jiu-jitsu competitors. The secret lies in the wearing of white kimono pants. Its effects on your opponent are four-fold:
  • Firstly, the contrast in color with the brown deuce oozing through your white kimono pants will bewilder your opponent.
  • Secondly, the smell emanating from your now stained pants will disrupt your opponent's equilibrium.
  • Thirdly, should your opponent come into direct contact with the deuce, its texture alone will cause numbness to the area exposed.
  • Lastly, the fecal coliform bacterial effects are long lasting such that your opponent may never compete again.