The self-deuce is an outstanding technique utilized by the most savvy brazilian jiu-jitsu competitors. The secret lies in the wearing of white kimono pants. Its effects on your opponent are four-fold:
Firstly, the contrast in color with the brown deuce oozing through your white kimono pants will bewilder your opponent.
Secondly, the smell emanating from your now stained pants will disrupt your opponent's equilibrium.
Thirdly, should your opponent come into direct contact with the deuce, its texture alone will cause numbness to the area exposed.
Lastly, the fecal coliform bacterial effects are long lasting such that your opponent may never compete again.
Saku was knocked out at least 3 times in this fight - Saku was knocked out on his back & on his feet - Smirnovas had full mount & rear-mount - This all happened in the first round -> Saku By Armbar!!!
This movie is gonna crack me up big time - Borat is Ali G's funniest character! The full movie title is: Borat - Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan