Death Bloggom

I did some research on - Chuck Norris - and I found a site that listed some very informative facts. Here are my favorites:

• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - too bad he has never cried.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
• When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that Lance Armstrong.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• There are no disabled people, only people who have met Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't shave - he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

julius.litorco.com is finally deployed! The site title - Death Bloggom - is a tribute to the Death Blossom maneuver employed by Alex Rogan in The Last Starfighter.

Naturally, the undisputed greatest movie of all time (you could also make a case for Kurt Thomas in Gymkata) would also have the undisputed greatest offensive attack of all time - the Death Blossom. DB results in instant death to all enemies within range. You cannot prepare for it, you cannot defend against it, it is unstoppable, it is merciless - it is even feared by ninjas. Had Mel Gibson remembered to utilize DB in Braveheart, the royal family would now be wearing kilts. It is my hope that this site can do justice to its namesake - to inspire awe and fear so that it is mentioned only in whispers.